i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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