This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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