Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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