I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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