Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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