Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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