All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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