If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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