just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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