i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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