Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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