Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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