singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They took my balls.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He shit in the fireplace
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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