i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I have post one night stand depression
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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