we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Randomize
