trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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