do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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