Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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