You surviving the open bar?
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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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