Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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