Whod you bang
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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