does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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