lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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