We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
