im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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