I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Rumble strips road head = magical
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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