His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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