I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
we should paint friendship bongs
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