Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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