Nicole vs. Life
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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