Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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