If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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