The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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