If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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