i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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