these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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