Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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