I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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