East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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