1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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