My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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