therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
When are your genitals available?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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