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I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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