dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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