Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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