We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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