Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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