32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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