I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The air taste purple.
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