Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
As shirtless as possible
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
