No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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