even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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