that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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