So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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