have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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