Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
accomplished twins. life is a go
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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